DC
2005
Aberdeen Proving Grounds
Ordnance Museum
When
I first suggested that Linda
accompany me to Philly for Rob's wedding,
it occurred to me that we would be
relatively close to the U.S. Army
Ordnance
Museum at the Aberdeen
Proving Grounds north of Baltimore.
Expecting a grimace, I sheepishly asked, "So, would you like to go to a
tank
museum?" She replied, "Sure!"
We were married a year later...I ain't stupid.
The entrance to the indoor part of the Aberdeen
Ordnance Museum.

Most of the fun stuff, like this bunker buster,
had to be left outside.
And who wouldn't like to have their
own small tactical
nuclear weapon? This is a Davy
Crockett nuclear warhead that's fired from a jeep-mounted
105mm recoilless rifle.
Davy
Crockett



A selection of showcases from inside the museum.
At left, a display of
Thompson .45cal submachine
guns; center, various anti-tank missile launchers (aka "bazookas"); at
right, a 105mm armor piercing
discarding sabot fin stabilized (APDSFS) tank round. The
little finned needle flies through the air at a
mile a second and simply blows through armor by sheer physics
alone (remember, kiddies, F=ma.)

Two views of the 280mm Atomic Cannon.


Linda gets up close and personal with a German
Jagdtiger ("Hunting
Tiger") 128mm tank destroyer.
Other than the behemoth "Maus", this was the biggest German armored
vehicle of World War II.


The gouges in the glacis plate and gun mantlet
are from US 75mm shells
that simply bounced off.


A line of German armor in the field next to the
Ordnance Museum.
A
smaller Jagdpanther tank destroyer is parked next to the Jagdtiger.


At left, a Russian T-72 tank, used by Iraq during
the first gulf war;
at right, the prototype XM-1 Abrams.
"Thunderbolt" was the name used by Col. Creighton W. Abrams on his
Sherman tank during World War II.


At left, Linda examines a US M-48 Patton medium
tank; at right, I
lounge against a Russian T-34 tank from WWII.


At left, Linda examines the secret Stealth Tank;
at right, she takes a
look at a rack of tank cannon.


The museum has Leopold, a captured German rail
gun used during the
Anzio campaign in Italy.


At left, I photograph a Russian JS-III heavy
tank; at right, a row of
armor.

Linda photographs a section of German tank
tread that has been absorbed
by the earth.


Outside the museum were some heavy rail cars with
tanks on them. Above
left,
an intact M1A1 Abrams; above right, a less-than-intact
example of
the same.
Below, an M4A3E8 Sherman that was brought over
from France for
restoration.


Linda stands beneath a Nike Ajax antiaircraft
missile.
Her father was a
steely-eyed missile man back in the '60s.

A BIG
gun...in this
case, a 16" coastal artillery gun.
This is the same caliber gun as used on Iowa-class battleships.


The museum had one of the most amusing bathrooms
that I have ever been
in.
Next...Fun
in the Destruct of Columbia